“Hiding in Plain Sight”

“Don’t trust the government. Don’t trust the law makers. Don’t trust the pharmaceuticals pushin for more paper. Profit off the ill, profit off the pills, profit on the bombs, profit on the kills.”

Yes, I just insulted you, but that's water under the bridge now. My name is Val'r (pronounced Vah Ler), let's be friends! Since you found this splash page, you must be or could be a fan of my handy work. If not, well see some now…bitch. Umm sorry, sometimes I just can’t help myself…pussy boy.

Hey there you silly fucks!!!

Black T-shirt with white and green text reading 'Ikshwaku Klan' in stylized fonts.
Black T-shirt with a skull logo featuring a money bag embedded in the fore head
Black T-shirt with pink and white text reading "AMERICAN-MADE psycho (100% made in america!!!)"
Black t-shirt with a graphic design of a pink and purple knife with a skull and wrench at the handle's end.
Black T-shirt with the text 'fuck Customers' in stylized font.
Black T-shirt with a round sticker of a cartoon face on the back of the neck.

Perhaps you are not ready to make a purchase, & that’s cool bruv. Technically we are limiting our sales only to our seed selling channel on Shopify. Beside purchase, the only other way to get this ‘Gear from the Gutter’, this ‘Guttery,’ this ‘Gutterrific’ nonsense is to be gifted it. Gifted that is…EITHER by me personally, OR by participating & winning a give-a-way. You can view our current contest by clicking the button below.

Feel free to share your pics of you & your schwag @

#gutterbrudderz

Our first sales channel to open is on Shopify. Soon we will open the EBay channel, as well as this Square Space channel Find the Shopify below:

Maybe you have a bit more coin in your purse? Looking for something more exclusive? We can accommodate your needs as well! You will find exclusives & rare productions at our E-Bay selling channel. Find that channel below:

And Now…You May Fuck Off.