Ha! No, I knew that would be your first question. Excellent question btw. Technically speaking, I don’t truly know, or even care really. I practice viaragya, detachment. Mental health & health care in general is a tragic problem…in America. I do prefer to refer to my ‘self’ though as ‘hypersane’ not as ‘insane.’ That’s rude.

Oh, its really nothing. Sane to insane, back to sane again…a comparative study & journey into the frequencies of thought. I think there are more individuals out there with this ‘condition’ than most people think. It’s a rising problem amongst people who have been through ‘some shit.’ And I accept your apology.

Who these guys? Technically no, we are nihilist in here (LOL). However, if by our addition to ‘culture’ history labels us a ‘cult leader,’ we won’t fight the ocean. Anyway, Jesus was a cult leader…but then again so was Charles Manson. Similar postures, slightly different vibes.

Oh…we’re like the dead. You should never contact us. We’ll contact you…when the time is right. Look to the sky for our brand logo.

No comment. Okay one comment. Some spooky ‘Batman’ type shit. Next question please.

I could tell you a story about the death of Thor, but I won’t. It means ‘slaine’ or ‘the slain’ as in on a battlefield. You would know it best by the English word ‘valor.’ It was a gift, an homage to an idea called ‘ksatriya.’

How long you got buddy? Did you read my blog? It answers a lot of questions. Do your research.

Oh…you can purchase whatever you like when you have access to it. Jeez, it’s not like it everything…its a trust thing. Mostly for posers, in this Age, I think you call them influencers.

Sure. Think of limited runs and drops as protected assets. A tier systems helps these protected assets find their way to the proper hands. The proper hands of our dedicated and trusted loyal clients.

No. Unfortunately there was an incident. We have a long standing policy about customers. We only accept clients now. We affirm, it does sound a bit elitist? Doesn’t it? But that’s old news. Client access is upgraded as certain spend metrics are qualified in our system. Basically, a loyalty program.

One site sucks at this, another site blows at that. We use each to the best of it capacity to bring to you, our clients, a unique user experience. One site serves as a vault. The other site serves as a factory. All held together mysteriously with duct tape.

No association what so ever, but I Fux with them. I love their music! I work out to it. As a Type 8 it puts me in my activated state. Music was my only friend for a long while.

Type 8 is an enneagram profile. Our default emotion is anger. In general, you could say this type, my type, is emotionally challenged. Activated State means somebody dropped a quarter into the ‘asshole machine.’ And not in a good way. We’re not talking ‘butt sex,’ here. We’re talking ‘psycho.’ It used to be a problem, but I accepted the challenge, and I’m doing much better now. Control and restraint is how I built this business. Early in life, had too much rajas & sattva, not enough tamas.

That’s Vedanta. Those are called gunas. In that philosophy, the gunas are the irreducible qualities of matter. I will redefine what I said early. I had too much energy (rajas) and was too idealistic (sattva) and I needed more grounding (tamas). Pretty common in young people. You should read more books. You can start with my blog though.

Warrior shit. Not that false bravado shit…but that purpose finding shit. I’m reintroducing ancient philosophies into these Modern times. You call it evangelism, I call it dharma…duty.

So for the record. We have ZERO TOLERANCE for the type of fraud called ‘FRIENDLY FRAUD.’ Not to be confused with criminal fraud, friendly fraud involves LEGITIMATE ‘CUSTOMERS’ with real addresses and real payment and an INTENTIONAL purchase. We have an extensive system for dealing with this OFFENSE. Some chargebacks are legitimate, such as a STOLEN CREDIT CARD…were not talking about that either. In this type of fraud a ‘customer’ buys a product from a business with a credit card, gets the product. Then, they LIE TO THEIR BANK and say they did not receive said product. Most of the time, said bank has a vested interest in protecting their client. Well I have a vested interest in protecting my business and my clients. Any person in our system caught committing this so called ‘friendly fraud,’ will be immediately BLACKLISTED BY DEFAULT as soon as a ‘chargeback’ enters the system. A final decision will be made based on EVIDENCE. Once sufficient evidence has been gathered and the act has been determined to be criminal, a POLICE REPORT will be filed in their HOME JURISDICTION, where the THEFT was committed. Served at the ADDRESS PROVIDED. Expect to be served at home or office. They will also be reported to ALL credit bureaus. Account and transaction information will be handed over to a collection agency. Because I am thorough, I will also INCLUDE THEIR OWN BANK in that POLICE REPORT as being complicit to the crime. Fake is fake, and fraud is fraud. I make NO DISTINCTION between criminal fraud and friendly fraud except the latter involves a VIOLATION OF TRUST and we do not want or need your business. In all relationships, trust is foundational. No trust, no relation. Got me?

Indeed. That’s why I give my clients incentives to behave. I want good clean business. Will examples have to be made? Of course! I know the nature of Man. Where I come from ‘weakness’ will only invite attack. When people know you will engage, especially with ferocity, they tend to think twice. This is one of many lessons my life has taught me. But enough of that talk, it bores me. Crushing my opponents invigorates me though. It makes…my dick hard.

To quote the man himself, ‘Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women.’

Yes, we know ;)