Commissioned Artist: Andre Pinheiro
Poster Size: 24" × 36"
Style: Black-and-white illustration (high-detail linework)
Commentary
You know the worst thing about working in restaurants? The fucking customers, of course.
When I was bartending, we had code words for certain low-lifes. “Best friend” meant, this motherfucker doesn’t tip, so ignore the shit out of him. Short pour and over charge this bastard.
Yes sir, all that in two words.
And “Have a nice day”?
That was the polite version of:
You can go fuck yourself and die mister.
Hospitality teaches you a special kind of inner diplomacy. Smile. Nod. Drop the check. Say something pleasant while meaning the exact opposite.
So naturally, Have A Nice Day! became a piece.
Some phrases are customer service.
Some are threats wearing a name tag as a disguise.
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Commissioned Artist: Andre Pinheiro
Poster Size: 24" × 36"
Style: Black-and-white illustration (high-detail linework)
Commentary
You know the worst thing about working in restaurants? The fucking customers, of course.
When I was bartending, we had code words for certain low-lifes. “Best friend” meant, this motherfucker doesn’t tip, so ignore the shit out of him. Short pour and over charge this bastard.
Yes sir, all that in two words.
And “Have a nice day”?
That was the polite version of:
You can go fuck yourself and die mister.
Hospitality teaches you a special kind of inner diplomacy. Smile. Nod. Drop the check. Say something pleasant while meaning the exact opposite.
So naturally, Have A Nice Day! became a piece.
Some phrases are customer service.
Some are threats wearing a name tag as a disguise.
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iPhone 17 Card Holder Phone Case
Also By This Artist
Gotcha Bitch!
