Commissioned Artist: Andre Pinheiro
Poster Size: 24" × 36"
Style: Black-and-white illustration (high-detail linework)
Commentary
Your girlfriend ever tell you, “You don’t take me out enough”?
So you work more.
Then she tells you, “You don’t spend enough time with me.”
If you hear those two things back-to-back, do yourself a favor, and fire her ass. She’s merely building the case for a decision she’s probably already made: shopping around.
Note to future-self, ‘Next time, have a backup…or two.’
M.O.B. started as a sketch in a bar over beers between bros, bitching about…bitches. There was a stick figure sketch. Somewhere in the conversation we finally reached a conclusion that seemed perfectly reasonable, rational & logical:
Fuck all that! Money never did shit to me... but bitches have.
That sketch became a concept. The concept became a brand. True story.
Let’s remember that old cowboy saying, ‘The best thing to take your mind of woman, is another woman.’
M.O.B. — The Mercenary Mantra.
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Commissioned Artist: Andre Pinheiro
Poster Size: 24" × 36"
Style: Black-and-white illustration (high-detail linework)
Commentary
Your girlfriend ever tell you, “You don’t take me out enough”?
So you work more.
Then she tells you, “You don’t spend enough time with me.”
If you hear those two things back-to-back, do yourself a favor, and fire her ass. She’s merely building the case for a decision she’s probably already made: shopping around.
Note to future-self, ‘Next time, have a backup…or two.’
M.O.B. started as a sketch in a bar over beers between bros, bitching about…bitches. There was a stick figure sketch. Somewhere in the conversation we finally reached a conclusion that seemed perfectly reasonable, rational & logical:
Fuck all that! Money never did shit to me... but bitches have.
That sketch became a concept. The concept became a brand. True story.
Let’s remember that old cowboy saying, ‘The best thing to take your mind of woman, is another woman.’
M.O.B. — The Mercenary Mantra.
Related Products
iPhone 17 Card Holder Phone Case
Also By This Artist
Gotcha Bitch!
